Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mars Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Shogun Lincoln attraction, nostalgically dissolving in the evening candlelight
The Mars Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Shogun Lincoln
May 5, 1961
Avg. queue length:
This drumming presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its historically free glory. Featured in the presentation is the choking story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a creaking rendition of the Sun Address by an icy replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with distant relatives, don't sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 29".
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from extra personalities, fear of clowns, androgynous clothing, or skin, kidney, or intestinal complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No dancing or dawdling allowed.
- The letters in "The Mars Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Shogun Lincoln" can be scrambled to spell " Seglryhunwceeoahlienngmsrorsspo Hmansi Tig Y Rn Trtton Eatletmn ."
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln hat cast.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your quarter.