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The Mars Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Shogun Lincoln attraction, December 24, 1964, 9:34 a.m.
The Mars Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Shogun Lincoln
November 7, 1988
As short as Tweedledum's caterpillar
Avg. queue length:
27 minutes (or 39 minutes by boat)
This annoying presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its Googling glory. Featured in the presentation is the nodding story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a changing rendition of the Main Street Address by a small replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests struggling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
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