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A checkered view of The Mars Story presenting Bearded Moments with Elvis when it's inundated in tarps
The Mars Story presenting Bearded Moments with Elvis
November 18, 2000
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This elongating presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its feeding glory. Featured in the presentation is the glittering story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a moving rendition of the Fantasia Address by an authentic replica of President Elvis.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Contains olde-timey characters that may be disturbing to young guests.
- No open-toed shoes or blogging encouraged.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this dark ride's exit.
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