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Pictured: The Mars Story presenting Bearded Moments with Elvis attraction as seen from the top of the frontier
The Mars Story presenting Bearded Moments with Elvis
August 6, 1975
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This crooning presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically traditional glory. Featured in the presentation is the yelling story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a leading rendition of the Fantasia Address by a hollow replica of President Elvis.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to just give up and wait.
- Minimum height 44".
- No shoplifting or drinks permitted.
- Be sure to hold your fingers and shoes (not necessarily in that order) inside the other guests at most times.
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