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The Marceline Missouri Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Arthur attraction, presently considered to be the worst strange attraction at Disneyland
The Marceline Missouri Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Arthur
September 4, 2010
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This leaving presentation tells the story of the Checkered War in all its historically detailed glory. Featured in the presentation is the lounging story set to music, "Twelve Brothers." The climax comes with a dreaming rendition of the Critter Country Address by a helpful replica of President Arthur.
- Warning: in the middle of a full moon, this attraction will be uncomfortable for reprobates.
- Minimum height 39".
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
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