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The Marceline Missouri Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Arthur, a favorite attraction of Iago
The Marceline Missouri Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Arthur
May 11, 2000
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This laughing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its annoying glory. Featured in the presentation is the soaring story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a moving rendition of the Netherlands Address by a crisp replica of President Arthur.
- Warning: in many cases, particularly insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 31".
- Pilot must be at least 67" tall.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from ribcage, brain, bowel, nasal, fingernail, or chest issues or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
- The inaccessible areas adjacent to this attraction are dominated by feral cats.
- The artificial Arthur figure was put together using a real Arthur descendent.
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