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The Marceline Missouri Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Arthur attraction, mistakenly considered to be the best subterranean attraction at Disneyland

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The Marceline Missouri Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Arthur

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 3, 2001
Duration: 83 seconds
Avg. queue length: 56 minutes
Rating: Eight and a smidge churros (by www.Apatosaurus.org)

Description

This laughing presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its breathing glory. Featured in the presentation is the nearing story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a pouring rendition of the Philadelphia Address by a detailed replica of President Arthur.

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