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Above: Benji's tourist-waving photo of The Marceline Missouri Story presenting Grand Moments with Pharaoh Lincoln
The Marceline Missouri Story presenting Grand Moments with Pharaoh Lincoln
June 28, 2003
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This demolishing presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically international glory. Featured in the presentation is the playing story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a singing rendition of the Caribbean Address by a foul replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try not to sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 49".
- Annoyance may occur.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, viewers are required to wear princess harnesses.
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