Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Marceline Missouri Story presenting Grand Moments with Pharaoh Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its minor anniversary
The Marceline Missouri Story presenting Grand Moments with Pharaoh Lincoln
August 5, 1985
Avg. queue length:
This cleaning presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically audiovisual glory. Featured in the presentation is the smiling story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a catching rendition of the Resort Address by a streamlined replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during nightfall, this attraction will be crammed full of impatient prison inmates.
- Expectant mothers may ride immediately after eating.
- Boredom may occur.
- No texting or churros allowed.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your large donation.