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Above: The Marceline Missouri Story presenting Grand Moments with Pharaoh Lincoln attraction, rapidly considered to be the premier preternatural attraction at Disneyland
The Marceline Missouri Story presenting Grand Moments with Pharaoh Lincoln
March 29, 1994
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This thrilling presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its churning glory. Featured in the presentation is the worrying story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a enlisting rendition of the Forest Address by a silver replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's your honeymoon, cast members may make silly comments to people near you.
- Minimum height 35" (or 17.5" and in diapers).
- Yawning may occur.
- During any weather, this attraction may not be operating.
- This was one of the so-called "X ticket" attractions.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln DNA sample.
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