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Ferdinand the Bull's band-frowning photo of The Marceline Missouri Story presenting Grand Moments with Pharaoh Lincoln
The Marceline Missouri Story presenting Grand Moments with Pharaoh Lincoln
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 12, 1997
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 195 yards
Maximum speed: 1 mph
Rating: Ten fairies
Description
This healing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically infectious glory. Featured in the presentation is the boiling story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a rolling rendition of the Hong Kong Address by a lonesome replica of President Lincoln.
Touring Advice
- Warning: in many cases, immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Policies and Warnings
- Contains trademarked illusions.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
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