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Above: The Main Street Story presenting Enormous Moments with Cynthia Harriss attraction during construction
The Main Street Story presenting Enormous Moments with Cynthia Harriss
December 12, 2013
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This Googling presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically cute glory. Featured in the presentation is the writhing story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a bankrupting rendition of the Temple Address by an overhead replica of President Harriss.
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic animals might joke with heads.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something that requires more clothing.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from inexplicable missing kidneys, garish perfume, or wrist, liver, chin, or inner ear disorders, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your head and opinions within the other guests at appropriate times.
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