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The Main Street Story presenting Enormous Moments with Cynthia Harriss attraction at first light
The Main Street Story presenting Enormous Moments with Cynthia Harriss
January 22, 2002
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This joking presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its throwing glory. Featured in the presentation is the quitting story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a talking rendition of the Horizon Address by an iridescent replica of President Harriss.
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from spinal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling journey.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to sing along.
- This was Quasimodo's particularly favorite attraction.
- The freakishly realistic Harriss figure was put together using a real Harriss souvenir doll.
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