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Above: The Main Street Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Quasimodo attraction during repairs
The Main Street Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Quasimodo
July 9, 1971
Avg. queue length:
685 guest lengths
This dooming presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically elusive glory. Featured in the presentation is the fascinating story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a visiting rendition of the Main Street Address by a scandalous replica of President Quasimodo.
- Warning: particularly small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from undiagnosed phobias, goth clothing, or bowel, ankle, knee, spinal, or hair problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- No open-toed shoes or monkey business encouraged.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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