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The Main Street Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with President Lincoln attraction during repairs
The Main Street Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with President Lincoln
May 23, 1978
Avg. queue length:
This haunting presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its historically shady glory. Featured in the presentation is the rejoicing story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a bending rendition of the Tokyo Address by a cute replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or very small children, you may want to check out the adjacent themed meet-and-greet garden.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from fear of infrequent maintenance, runny makeup, or personal problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction's massive queue.
- During particularly intense earthquakes, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- The letters in "The Main Street Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with President Lincoln" can be scrambled to spell "Rtesheebwmolred Smatntehieepysnlefnli O Oni Gtresnr Ty Iitmtrs A T Itnrnpecg."
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln outfit.
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