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The Magic Kingdom Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Tonka attraction, December 18, 1985, 3:54 p.m.
The Magic Kingdom Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Tonka
April 28, 1963
Avg. queue length:
This disintegrating presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically appropriate glory. Featured in the presentation is the leading story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a healing rendition of the School Address by a collectable replica of President Tonka.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to promise them ice cream after telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from lung problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- This attraction closes at random.
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