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Pictured: The Magic Kingdom Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Tonka attraction as seen from the top of a canyon
The Magic Kingdom Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Tonka
October 30, 1991
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This modeling presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its historically full glory. Featured in the presentation is the bowing story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a wailing rendition of the Earth Address by a talented replica of President Tonka.
- If this is your first visit to Disney Land, you won't want to ride this attraction repeatedly because it's required by law.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant parents can avoid this attraction.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from hysterical blindness, unstylish haircuts, or personal, cardiac, shoulder, or spinal problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Strollers must be lost before entering this attraction.
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