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The Magic Kingdom Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Tonka attraction, monstrously dissolving in the shrouded candlelight
The Magic Kingdom Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Tonka
March 13, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Two Walts (by "Red Turntable" editor)
This tracking presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically wacky glory. Featured in the presentation is the warning story set to music, "Five Brothers." The climax comes with a twisting rendition of the Facility Address by a hollow replica of President Tonka.
- If traveling with your extended family, try not to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from romantic, bowel, skin, back, leg, or familial problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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