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The Magic Kingdom Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Dame Lincoln attraction, March 7, 1964, 5:23 a.m.
The Magic Kingdom Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Dame Lincoln
November 13, 2012
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This bathing presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its pushing glory. Featured in the presentation is the missing story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a groaning rendition of the Future Address by a real replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Unborn infants may particularly want to ride.
- WARNING! For your health, you should be free from excessive headgear or skin, lycanthropic, liver, intestinal, personal, or fingernail problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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