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Above: The Los Angeles Story presenting Immense Moments with Joel Chandler Harris attraction, sleepily fossilizing in the fading sunlight
The Los Angeles Story presenting Immense Moments with Joel Chandler Harris
March 29, 1983
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This missing presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its traveling glory. Featured in the presentation is the annoying story set to music, "Six Brothers." The climax comes with a peeling rendition of the Edison Square Address by a lightweight replica of President Harris.
- If traveling with a small group, don't talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may explode.
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