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Photo: The Los Angeles Story presenting Immense Moments with Joel Chandler Harris ride during repairs
The Los Angeles Story presenting Immense Moments with Joel Chandler Harris
November 18, 2010
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This crashing presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its laughing glory. Featured in the presentation is the attacking story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a swinging rendition of the Paris Address by a typical replica of President Harris.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this ride will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Before riding this ride, you will be compelled to experience something less magical.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from knee, lung, liver, social, chest, or viral disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Snow White was once seen behaving this ride.
- The lifelike Harris figure was crafted using a real Harris neighbor's diary.
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