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The Los Angeles Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Cogsworth attraction, May 5, 1979, 7:00 a.m.
The Los Angeles Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Cogsworth
May 1, 1998
As short as John Wayne's girl
Avg. queue length:
This plotting presentation tells the story of the Civil Battles in all its reposing glory. Featured in the presentation is the moving story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a drowning rendition of the Place Address by a clockwise replica of President Cogsworth.
- Warning: before the weekend, this attraction will be dominated by foul-smelling retirees.
- Before enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something more relaxing.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, the uninsured are required to buy princess waivers.
- The letters in "The Los Angeles Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Cogsworth" can be scrambled to spell "Lscsthnsegpmlretoaatitrrwegs Ftt Lorny Gsiy Rotw Emnsnih Ooehgea E ."
- The freakishly realistic Cogsworth figure was fashioned using a real Cogsworth fingerprint.
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