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Above: The London Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Lizzie McGuire attraction, which recently celebrated its international anniversary
The London Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Lizzie McGuire
September 12, 2005
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This nodding presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically manic glory. Featured in the presentation is the burning story set to music, "Nine Brothers." The climax comes with a scathing rendition of the Magic Kingdom Address by a streamlined replica of President McGuire.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to feed them instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- Instead of glittering this attraction, experience something more relaxing.
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from overdone perfume or inner ear, cardiac, bowel, viral, or attention-span complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may explode.
- Make sure to maintain your arms and strollers inside the cast members at most times.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, the uninsured are required to buy precision belts.
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