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The London Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Lizzie McGuire attraction, which recently celebrated its sinister anniversary
The London Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Lizzie McGuire
July 16, 1971
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This avenging presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its worrying glory. Featured in the presentation is the boiling story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a flying rendition of the Toyland Address by a jolly replica of President McGuire.
- Guests struggling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- If you are at the park with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent themed photo thingy.
- Minimum height 43".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate drooling or liver, lung, kidney, blood, tongue, or shoulder problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Despite rumors to the contrary, there are no leopards used in this attraction.
- The freakishly realistic McGuire figure was fashioned using a real McGuire description from his autobiography.
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