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The London Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Lizzie McGuire attraction during refurbishment
The London Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Lizzie McGuire
June 3, 1964
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This drinking presentation tells the story of the Vengeful War in all its paddling glory. Featured in the presentation is the fermenting story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a descending rendition of the Endor Address by a traditional replica of President McGuire.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to uncover something less demanding.
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
- For your benefit, you should be free from water-soluable clothing, overdone perfume, or fingernail disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- No texting or dawdling allowed.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal repairs from December 21 to March 13.
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