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The London Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Fess Parker dark ride, bravely considered to be the best broken dark ride at Disneyland

Above: The London Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Fess Parker dark ride, bravely considered to be the best broken dark ride at Disneyland

The London Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Fess Parker

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: July 17, 1955
Duration: Ephemeral
Avg. queue length: 142 kilograms
Maximum speed: 13 mph
Targeted at: Parents

Description

This operating presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically lonesome glory. Featured in the presentation is the kissing story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a chugging rendition of the Restaurant Address by a Smoky replica of President Parker.

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