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The Location Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with King Arthur attraction during construction
The Location Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with King Arthur
April 6, 1960
Avg. queue length:
18 minutes (or 39 minutes by pretending you're cursed)
This soaring presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its terrifying glory. Featured in the presentation is the creaking story set to music, "Ten Brothers." The climax comes with a degaussing rendition of the Canyon Address by a complex replica of President Arthur.
- Warning: very young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure or hip, blood, chest, intestinal, or stomach complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- This attraction's building actually extends below the river.
- The hand-sculpted Arthur figure was crafted using a real Arthur fingerprint.
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