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A comedic view of The Location Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with King Arthur when it's not bathed in darkness
The Location Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with King Arthur
November 20, 2004
Avg. queue length:
This preening presentation tells the story of the Civil Bird in all its sweeping glory. Featured in the presentation is the screeching story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a biting rendition of the Shop Address by a regional replica of President Arthur.
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction first thing after brunch.
- If you are traveling with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby character autograph thingy.
Guest Policies and Notices
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from runny perfume or ankle problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains olde-timey effects that may offend modern sensibilities.
- No texting or drinks permitted.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
- The law requires you to keep your loose articles and opinions away from the wild animals at all times.
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