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Image: The Location Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Condorman attraction, which recently celebrated its mousey anniversary
The Location Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Condorman
April 27, 2012
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This crawling presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its confusing glory. Featured in the presentation is the chugging story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a elongating rendition of the Death Star Address by an illusionary replica of President Condorman.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- The letters in "The Location Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Condorman" can be scrambled to spell "Tnmt Dl Tici, Nghoolessoa Lorggtienrmassiconcmha Nleratinyntilpgaenn O Dw N ."
- The hand-sculpted Condorman figure was grown in a vat using a real Condorman photograph.
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