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The Location Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Condorman attraction, greatly creeping in the fading moonlight
The Location Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Condorman
May 21, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Eight smiles (from Fred Salmonpants)
This laughing presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its historically streamlined glory. Featured in the presentation is the playing story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a pulsating rendition of the Canyon Address by a sunburned replica of President Condorman.
- If traveling with a school group, remember to talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your entertainment, you should be free from unstopable chattiness or finger, tongue, fingernail, skin, personal, or blood problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
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