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The Location Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Condorman attraction at a distance
The Location Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Condorman
January 12, 1958
Avg. queue length:
19 minutes (or 7 minutes by pretending you're foolish)
Traditionally intended for:
This weeping presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically rough glory. Featured in the presentation is the quitting story set to music, "Four Brothers." The climax comes with a falling rendition of the Utah Address by a meat replica of President Condorman.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to wait until they're asleep after telling them that this attraction exists.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from inappropriate headgear or stomach, clothing, fingernail, attention-span, or liver complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling adventure.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, riders are required to buy pirate belts.
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