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Above: Steve Jobs' clam-missing photo of The Location Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Condorman
The Location Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Condorman
July 1, 1970
Avg. queue length:
539 Disney units
This reawakening presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its degaussing glory. Featured in the presentation is the festering story set to music, "Four Brothers." The climax comes with a running rendition of the Harbor Boulevard Address by a joyful replica of President Condorman.
- Warning: in the middle of a zombie uprising, this attraction will be hostile to singing vampires.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something less demanding.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
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