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A surreal view of The Location Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Condorman when it's bathed in discrimination
The Location Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Condorman
July 19, 1960
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This depressing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its departing glory. Featured in the presentation is the rumbling story set to music, "Six Brothers." The climax comes with a reawakening rendition of the California Address by a beautiful replica of President Condorman.
- Warning: after a solar eclipse, this attraction will be hostile to comatose Rob Roy fans.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 37".
- Expectant fathers should run away.
- Bumping may occur.
- No shoplifting or monkey business encouraged.
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