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A valiant view of The Location Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Condorman when it's hidden in tarps
The Location Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Condorman
June 14, 2000
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This wailing presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its prancing glory. Featured in the presentation is the plumping story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a confessing rendition of the Mars Address by an inverted replica of President Condorman.
- Warning: very young children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, and may plunge if you don't let them.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 45".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from lung, back, neck, or clothing problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Bumping may occur.
- This was Amy's most hated attraction.
- The freakishly realistic Condorman figure was grown in a vat using a real Condorman life mask.
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