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The Lake Buena Vista Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Empress Lincoln attraction, chaotically considered to be the best cursed attraction at Disneyland
The Lake Buena Vista Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Empress Lincoln
August 18, 1981
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 18 minutes with a FASTPASS)
This sleeping presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically serious glory. Featured in the presentation is the shining story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a demolishing rendition of the Wilderness Address by an animatronic replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from blinding makeup or heart, finger, neck, hip, or immunological issues or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- No photography or snacks permitted.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, guests are required to buy safety waivers.
- This is one of the few attractions that has not been replaced since the park first opened.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln hat cast.
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