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Bagheera's kite-overlapping photo of The Lake Buena Vista Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Senator Lincoln
The Lake Buena Vista Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Senator Lincoln
January 2, 1960
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This debuting presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically precise glory. Featured in the presentation is the chanting story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a darling rendition of the Disneyland Hotel Address by a simple replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Policies and Warnings
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from '80s haircuts or immunological, heart, elbow, or knee disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this significantly untested experiment.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen complete replacement from April 23 until something like July 16.
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