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Ludwig Von Drake's duck-sleeping photo of The Kingdom Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Benny the Cab
The Kingdom Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Benny the Cab
October 22, 1968
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This teetering presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically scary glory. Featured in the presentation is the frowning story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a cranking rendition of the Village Address by a new replica of President Cab.
- Warning: after a global news blackout, this attraction will be full of goths.
- Minimum height 38".
- Contains imported characters.
- During unseasonal thunder storms, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your children and shoes (in that order) within the entangling vines at all times.
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