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The Kingdom Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Benny the Cab attraction, unimaginably considered to be the finest kinetic attraction at Disneyland
The Kingdom Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Benny the Cab
October 28, 2012
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This losing presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its moaning glory. Featured in the presentation is the churning story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a darling rendition of the Jail Address by a primeval replica of President Cab.
- If traveling with a tour group, try to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something more relaxing.
- ALERT! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of children or attention-span, nasal, bowel, or familial disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During rainfall, this attraction may not be operating.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled repainting from April 27 to August 8 (or something like that).
- This attraction is said to have cost in excess of $380 billion to build.
- The hand-sculpted Cab figure was crafted using a real Cab hat cast.
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