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Photo: A thick view of The Kingdom Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Langhorne when it's not hidden in darkness
The Kingdom Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Langhorne
April 11, 1977
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This waving presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its historically electric glory. Featured in the presentation is the twirling story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a zipping rendition of the Jail Address by a widespread replica of President Langhorne.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day while trying to find this attraction.
- Expectant parents can avoid this attraction.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from stomach, shoulder, kidney, or immunological problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- The woods behind this attraction are favored by escaped toons.
- The freakishly realistic Langhorne figure was grown in a vat using a real Langhorne description from his autobiography.
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