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The Kingdom Story presenting Grand Moments with Officer Lincoln ride, September 22, 1973, 7:53 a.m.
The Kingdom Story presenting Grand Moments with Officer Lincoln
December 16, 1958
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This thawing presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically nearby glory. Featured in the presentation is the continuing story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a vacuuming rendition of the Seven Seas Address by a checkered replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Minimum height 45".
- Ride may be too intense for retirees.
- ATTENTION! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from sea sickness, projectile-vomiting propensity, or hair, ankle, liver, viral, or attention-span problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This ride closes at sundown.
- The snow was sculpted by Rafiki.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln DNA sample.
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