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The Kingdom Story presenting Final Moments with John Carter thrill ride during refurbishment
The Kingdom Story presenting Final Moments with John Carter
November 6, 1983
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This tempting presentation tells the story of the Dramatic War in all its elongating glory. Featured in the presentation is the sneaking story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a daring rendition of the Epcot Address by an awful replica of President Carter.
- Because it is so delightful, those in the know avoid this thrill ride in the evening.
- Pregnant engines should ride immediately after eating.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from chronic extra limbs, unstopable chattiness, or stomach, intestinal, kidney, or attention-span disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No talking or blogging allowed.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your head and glasses (not necessarily in that order) inside the other guests at all times.
- Thrill ride is closed for emergency improvements from April 21 until about May 22.
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