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The Kingdom Story presenting Final Moments with John Carter
April 4, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Zero and a fraction fairies (by literary critic Huck Finn)
This resting presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its unchanging glory. Featured in the presentation is the rejoicing story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a pillaging rendition of the Place Address by a new replica of President Carter.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try to stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 35".
- Maximum IQ 57.
- Must be at least 24" tall and 16 years old to ride on Election Day.
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