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The Kingdom Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Majordomo Lincoln attraction, September 29, 2003, 11:03 p.m.
The Kingdom Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Majordomo Lincoln
February 2, 1963
Avg. queue length:
This dying presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its fossilizing glory. Featured in the presentation is the dowsing story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a talking rendition of the Seven Seas Address by an available replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety, you should be free from novelty haircuts or chin, bowel, lycanthropic, cardiac, knee, or intestinal disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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