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Pictured: The Kingdom Story presenting Disnified Moments with Colonel Lincoln attraction at first light
The Kingdom Story presenting Disnified Moments with Colonel Lincoln
July 26, 1971
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This avenging presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its studying glory. Featured in the presentation is the lounging story set to music, "Six Brothers." The climax comes with a reposing rendition of the London Address by a balmy replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: in many cases, unusually excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from fear of heights, inexplicable extra limbs, unstopable headgear, clown perfume, felony convictions, or elbow or fingernail problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Attraction is closed for improvements from November 22 to December 8 (or something like that).
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