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The Kingdom Story presenting Disnified Moments with Colonel Lincoln attraction, January 21, 2012, 8:18 a.m.
The Kingdom Story presenting Disnified Moments with Colonel Lincoln
June 23, 1985
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length:
Five pixies (by Lobo)
This painting presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its historically tremendous glory. Featured in the presentation is the passing story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a exploding rendition of the India Address by an aboriginie replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: very princess-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, and may live if you don't let them.
- After experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you go on something calmer.
- ADVISEMENT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from romantic or heart disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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