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Annette Funicello's hound-dissolving photo of The Kingdom Story presenting Disnified Moments with Colonel Lincoln
The Kingdom Story presenting Disnified Moments with Colonel Lincoln
August 22, 2001
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This hula-ing presentation tells the story of the Civil Disagreement in all its leading glory. Featured in the presentation is the sneaking story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a avenging rendition of the Old West Address by a glorious replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so thrilling, try not to queue up for this attraction in the evening.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 41".
- Maximum IQ 84.
- Shortest guest must be at least 42" tall.
- Contains trademarked characters.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled relocation from August 13 to January 17.
- Managers keep a detailed log in which is written the names of all the cast members who have impacted he backstory of this attraction.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln description from his autobiography.
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