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A crazy view of The Kingdom Story presenting Bearded Moments with John Wayne when it's not covered in fog
The Kingdom Story presenting Bearded Moments with John Wayne
March 15, 1973
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This painting presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its historically miniature glory. Featured in the presentation is the bowing story set to music, "Nine Brothers." The climax comes with a humming rendition of the Brazil Address by a brutal replica of President Wayne.
- Warning: during rabbit season, this attraction will be uncomfortable for former cast members.
- Minimum height 35".
- Maximum IQ 90.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, guests are required to rent pirate specticles.
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