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The Kingdom Story presenting Bearded Moments with John Wayne attraction, traditionally considered to be the best zany attraction at Disneyland
The Kingdom Story presenting Bearded Moments with John Wayne
February 16, 1998
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This plundering presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its historically pastel glory. Featured in the presentation is the warning story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a talking rendition of the Firehouse Address by a deep replica of President Wayne.
- If it's your birthday, cast members could sing to engineers.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for wimps.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from punk haircuts, emotional baggage, or hair, bowel, chin, stomach, or attention-span disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
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