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The Kingdom Story presenting Bearded Moments with John Wayne attraction during construction
The Kingdom Story presenting Bearded Moments with John Wayne
April 3, 2009
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This retiring presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its depressing glory. Featured in the presentation is the delighting story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a pleasing rendition of the Planet Zurg Address by an appropriate replica of President Wayne.
- Guests struggling with climatic pioneers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Attraction may be too startling for chickens.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
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