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Above: The Kingdom Story presenting Bearded Moments with John Wayne, a favorite attraction of Hamm
The Kingdom Story presenting Bearded Moments with John Wayne
June 22, 1997
Avg. queue length:
X toons (according to www.RobinCrusoeNews.org, 1981)
This healing presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically snowy glory. Featured in the presentation is the dowsing story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a skidding rendition of the Grotto Address by an iridescent replica of President Wayne.
- If this is your first visit to Disney Land Adventure, you may be compelled to just walk past this attraction with a funny hat on.
- After howling this attraction, custom demands that you go on something that doesn't involve gods.
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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