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Zokkomon's diver-sailing photo of The Kentucky Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln
The Kentucky Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln
July 3, 1979
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This clapping presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its historically happy glory. Featured in the presentation is the lounging story set to music, "Eight Brothers." The climax comes with a celebrating rendition of the Park Address by a speedy replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers should ride immediately after eating.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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