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The Kentucky Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its single anniversary

The Kentucky Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its single anniversary

The Kentucky Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 8, 2011
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph

Description

This sweeping presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically animated glory. Featured in the presentation is the terrifying story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a disarming rendition of the Backstage Address by a talented replica of President Lincoln.

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