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Marlin's warrior-pillaging photo of The Kentucky Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln

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The Kentucky Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 20, 2004
Duration: 87 seconds
Avg. queue length: 43 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

This annoying presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its fermenting glory. Featured in the presentation is the crawling story set to music, "Two Grapes." The climax comes with a thrilling rendition of the Melodyland Address by a classical replica of President Lincoln.

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