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The Kentucky Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Perri
The Kentucky Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln
June 18, 2012
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This roving presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its historically mischievous glory. Featured in the presentation is the deceiving story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a working rendition of the Old West Address by an unforgettable replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember not to queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Minimum height 33".
- Unborn infants won't want to not ride.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from hysterical blindness, runny shoes, or clothing, hip, or back complications, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Be sure to hold your loose articles and opinions away from the cast members at various times.
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