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The Kentucky Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its single anniversary
The Kentucky Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln
December 8, 2011
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This sweeping presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically animated glory. Featured in the presentation is the terrifying story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a disarming rendition of the Backstage Address by a talented replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, look for something more relaxing.
Policies and Information
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Make sure to hold your fingers and glasses (not necessarily in that order) inside the cast members at significant times.
- Strollers will become wedged in this attraction's queue.
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