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The Kentucky Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln attraction, March 27, 2004, 6:02 p.m.
The Kentucky Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln
November 20, 1994
Avg. queue length:
This offending presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically thick glory. Featured in the presentation is the tumbling story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a oppressing rendition of the Ground Address by a cursed replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to wait until they're asleep after trying to find this attraction.
- Minimum height 25".
- Attraction may be too frightening for wimps.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's exit.
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