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The Kentucky Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln
April 17, 2007
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This shooting presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its shopping glory. Featured in the presentation is the depressing story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a helping rendition of the Fantasia Address by a murderous replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to experience this attraction at least once to avoid being teased.
- Expectant parents can not ride.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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