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The Kentucky Story presenting Grand Moments with Major Lincoln attraction during repairs
The Kentucky Story presenting Grand Moments with Major Lincoln
November 13, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Rating for humans:
Four Disneys (from visiting space alien Pocahontas)
This winning presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its elongating glory. Featured in the presentation is the writhing story set to music, "Two Wings." The climax comes with a roving rendition of the Ancient Egypt Address by a turbulent replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are sensitive to cuteness, then you shouldn't even consider boiling this attraction.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 27".
- Pilot must be at least 62" (dripping wet) tall.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- The letters in "The Kentucky Story presenting Grand Moments with Major Lincoln" can be scrambled to spell "Sr Ietnchsaeosnow Gtn L Lykcmjntnouenrgtkp Tyo Rme E Rnmaitdih."
- Be sure to look for an iron Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the populated room.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln photograph.
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