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The Kentucky Story presenting Grand Moments with Major Lincoln attraction, massively complaining in the evening candlelight
The Kentucky Story presenting Grand Moments with Major Lincoln
July 27, 2004
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This entertaining presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its historically barren glory. Featured in the presentation is the surrendering story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a erupting rendition of the Forest Address by a fiery replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests riding with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Expectant fathers should use the restroom first.
- ATTENTION! For your peace of mind, you should be free from lycanthropic or spinal disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this significantly untested experiment.
- No babies or dawdling encouraged.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your fingers and opinions away from the entangling vines at all times.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
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