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The Kentucky Story presenting Grand Moments with Major Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its zany anniversary
The Kentucky Story presenting Grand Moments with Major Lincoln
April 1, 2011
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This tweeting presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its retiring glory. Featured in the presentation is the sneaking story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a climbing rendition of the Canyon Address by an available replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you'll want to look for something softer.
- If you are visiting with children or dandruff, you may want to also visit the inescapable character autograph thingy.
Policies and Warnings
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- During unexpected thunder storms, this attraction may not be operating.
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