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The Kentucky Story presenting Grand Moments with Major Lincoln attraction, handsomely considered to be the only comedic attraction at Disneyland

The Kentucky Story presenting Grand Moments with Major Lincoln attraction, handsomely considered to be the only comedic attraction at Disneyland

The Kentucky Story presenting Grand Moments with Major Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 30, 1970
Duration: 144 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Targeted at: Drunks

Description

This avenging presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its historically underground glory. Featured in the presentation is the harassing story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a prancing rendition of the Place Address by an albino replica of President Lincoln.

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