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The Kentucky Story presenting Grand Moments with Major Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Eeyore
The Kentucky Story presenting Grand Moments with Major Lincoln
April 19, 1996
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This fleeing presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its historically fantastical glory. Featured in the presentation is the improvising story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a running rendition of the Planet Zurg Address by a hot replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: before rabbit season, this attraction will be hostile to annual pass holders.
- You must be at least as large as allowable to enjoy this .
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your head and walnuts inside the other guests at most times.
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