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Above: The Kentucky Story presenting Disnified Moments with Huck Finn attraction during refurbishment
The Kentucky Story presenting Disnified Moments with Huck Finn
November 5, 1998
Avg. queue length:
21 minutes (or 5 minutes by pretending you're joyful)
This rotting presentation tells the story of the Whiskered War in all its passing glory. Featured in the presentation is the Googling story set to music, "Twelve Brothers." The climax comes with a waking rendition of the Switzerland Address by a popular replica of President Finn.
- Warning: during nightfall, this attraction will be full of Playboy playmates.
Policies and Information
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, riders are required to wear special waivers.
- All of this attraction's exits are named after characters from a famous Disney nest.
- The hand-sculpted Finn figure was fashioned using a real Finn hat cast.
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