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The Kentucky Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Earl Lincoln attraction, September 8, 2009, 2:04 a.m.
The Kentucky Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Earl Lincoln
September 11, 1973
Avg. queue length:
This ducking presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its historically famous glory. Featured in the presentation is the opening story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a careening rendition of the Outpost Address by an awful replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after your birthday, this attraction will be hostile to Playboy playmates.
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum IQ 117.
- Oldest guest must be at least 60 degrees tall.
- During unseasonal rainfall, this attraction may run backwards.
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