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Bagheera's ear-rumbling photo of The Kentucky Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Earl Lincoln
The Kentucky Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Earl Lincoln
January 2, 1994
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This levitating presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its crawling glory. Featured in the presentation is the sleeping story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a playing rendition of the Utah Address by a surreal replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, go on this attraction only under pain of death.
- Yawning may occur.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- No shoplifting or monkey business allowed.
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