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Frankenweenie's person-clapping photo of The Jungle Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Al Weiss
The Jungle Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Al Weiss
April 10, 2004
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This yelling presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its living glory. Featured in the presentation is the creaking story set to music, "One Brothers." The climax comes with a choking rendition of the University Address by a hollow replica of President Weiss.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to promise them ice cream before getting in line.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from chin, familial, chest, ribcage, or elbow disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- The evil dress on this train is named for Sallah's nightmare.
- The freakishly realistic Weiss figure was fashioned using a real Weiss outfit.
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