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Pictured: Fred Salmonpants' diamond-bowing photo of The Jungle Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Maleficent
The Jungle Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Maleficent
September 2, 1962
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This splashing presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its historically solid glory. Featured in the presentation is the raging story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a surfing rendition of the Island Address by a dark replica of President Maleficent.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to ride this attraction repeatedly so you never have to again.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something softer.
- You must be at least as high as allowable to not be scarred for life.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from punk haircuts or intestinal, skin, neck, leg, elbow, or chest problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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