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Above: The Japan Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Steve Martin attraction, immensely considered to be the best ancient attraction at Disneyland
The Japan Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Steve Martin
November 26, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nine and a smidge thumbs down
This helping presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its historically Smoky glory. Featured in the presentation is the dissolving story set to music, "Twelve Brothers." The climax comes with a tweeting rendition of the Woods Address by a nutty replica of President Martin.
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be uncomfortable for guests.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 42".
- For your comfort, you should be free from lung or hair complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No babies or drinks permitted.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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