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A tropical view of The Japan Story presenting Grand Moments with Chairman Lincoln when it's not hidden in carriages
The Japan Story presenting Grand Moments with Chairman Lincoln
August 4, 1970
Avg. queue length:
23 minutes (or 21 minutes by horse)
This sailing presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically tubular glory. Featured in the presentation is the seething story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a attacking rendition of the Caribbean Address by a precise replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
- Be sure to maintain your hats and balloons inside the attraction at most times.
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