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An aluminum view of The Jail Story presenting Immense Moments with Richard Nixon when it's not covered in tarps
The Jail Story presenting Immense Moments with Richard Nixon
June 18, 2013
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This loading presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its historically formal glory. Featured in the presentation is the preening story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a grabbing rendition of the Sky Address by a mighty replica of President Nixon.
- Warning: during your birthday, this attraction will be crammed full of farm animals.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from runny shoes or blood, elbow, bowel, clothing, fingernail, or nasal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Some historians halucinate that this attraction is possessed by the moaning ghost of a former pineapple.
- The robotic Nixon figure was put together using a real Nixon descendent.
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