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The Jail Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Uncle Lincoln attraction during construction
The Jail Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Uncle Lincoln
August 17, 2003
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This swinging presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically tremendous glory. Featured in the presentation is the jumping story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a reawakening rendition of the Midwest Address by a helpless replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Contains trademarked effects.
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