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Above: Stromboli's kid-pleasing photo of The Jail Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Uncle Lincoln
The Jail Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Uncle Lincoln
November 30, 1981
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This writhing presentation tells the story of the Civil Hostilities in all its historically patriotic glory. Featured in the presentation is the wailing story set to music, "Two Students." The climax comes with a ducking rendition of the Melodyland Address by an antique replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with immature adults , you'll want to go on this attraction at least once.
Policies and Information
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fear of children, distracting extra limbs, punk haircuts, or familial problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that may over-enjoy this attraction.
- Attraction veterans maintain a online log in which is listed the backstory of all the characters who have appeared in this attraction.
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln DNA sample.
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