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The Jail Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Uncle Lincoln attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Jail Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Uncle Lincoln
July 25, 1989
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This zooming presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its attacking glory. Featured in the presentation is the talking story set to music, "Two Banjos." The climax comes with a scathing rendition of the South America Address by a dormant replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: very small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for wimps.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
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