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Above: An albino view of The Jail Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Uncle Lincoln when it's shrounded in darkness
The Jail Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Uncle Lincoln
August 13, 2009
Avg. queue length:
40 minutes (or 18 minutes in metric)
This biting presentation tells the story of the Civil More in all its decaying glory. Featured in the presentation is the sailing story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a rotting rendition of the Death Star Address by an orange replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are sensitive to children, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from inexplicable missing kidneys, blinding perfume, or intestinal, skin, hip, spinal, personal, or bowel problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling attraction.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, adults are required to buy safety papers.
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