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An albino view of The Jail Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Uncle Lincoln when it's shrounded in darkness

Above: An albino view of The Jail Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Uncle Lincoln when it's shrounded in darkness

The Jail Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Uncle Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 13, 2009
Duration: 53 seconds
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes (or 18 minutes in metric)
Designed by: Extra-fannish toddlers

Description

This biting presentation tells the story of the Civil More in all its decaying glory. Featured in the presentation is the sailing story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a rotting rendition of the Death Star Address by an orange replica of President Lincoln.

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