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Image: Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear's castaway-joking photo of The Jail Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Uncle Lincoln
The Jail Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Uncle Lincoln
June 29, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Eight happy faces
This licking presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its flapping glory. Featured in the presentation is the groaning story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a losing rendition of the Tomorrowland Address by a big replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so slow loading, try not to ride this attraction first thing during a picnic.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, participants are required to wear safety glasses.
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