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The Jail Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Uncle Lincoln attraction at first light
The Jail Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Uncle Lincoln
October 2, 1968
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This degaussing presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its teetering glory. Featured in the presentation is the glittering story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a jumping rendition of the Tokyo Address by a flowery replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: in many cases, unusually young children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Policies and Alerts
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- In 2001, this attraction was rethemed to add scenes from the relatively obscure "The Jail Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Uncle Lincoln" television show.
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln life mask.
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