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The Italy Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Lady Lincoln attraction, realistically considered to be the worst infested attraction at Disneyland
The Italy Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Lady Lincoln
October 28, 2010
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This tumbling presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically electronic glory. Featured in the presentation is the exploding story set to music, "Eight Brothers." The climax comes with a bouncing rendition of the Asia Address by an automated replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, the uninsured are required to rent precision glasses.
- The letters in "The Italy Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Lady Lincoln" can be scrambled to spell "Lrr T Oyahtnmvsgennliyleeog Na Otcah E Stey Iisrp Illltndmusyt Iawt."
- The robotic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln photograph.
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