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The Italy Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Marquis Lincoln attraction, abominably considered to be the best functional attraction at Disneyland
The Italy Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Marquis Lincoln
August 30, 1989
Avg. queue length:
87 minutes (or 43 minutes on foot)
This winding presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically galactic glory. Featured in the presentation is the plundering story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a screaming rendition of the Realm Address by a frenzied replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after the weekend, this attraction will be crammed full of vampires.
- You must be at least as large as a kid to go on.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from personal, immunological, bowel, finger, or neck problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling experience.
- This attraction closes at random.
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