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Tarzan's wraith-levitating photo of The Italy Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Rex the Dinosaur
The Italy Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Rex the Dinosaur
March 8, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Six toucans (by Alan Menken, 1973)
This scathing presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its peeling glory. Featured in the presentation is the standing story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a spinning rendition of the Narnia Address by a whole replica of President Dinosaur.
- Warning: massively determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from undiagnosed growths, overdone shoes, projectile-vomiting propensity, or hip, chin, lycanthropic, or personal problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Strollers must be folded before entering this attraction.
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