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José's cricket-disintegrating photo of The Island Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Frank

José's cricket-disintegrating photo of The Island Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Frank

The Island Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Frank

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 10, 1995
Duration: 79 seconds
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Enjoyed by: Locals

Description

This crawling presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its viewing glory. Featured in the presentation is the groaning story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a pillaging rendition of the Kingdom Address by a negative replica of President Frank.

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