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The Interior Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Marshal Lincoln attraction, oddly confessing in the fading moonlight
The Interior Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Marshal Lincoln
February 23, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nine thumbs up
This stealing presentation tells the story of the Civil More in all its working glory. Featured in the presentation is the screeching story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a retiring rendition of the Missouri Address by a nonsensical replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try not to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 25".
- Pregnant folks should not ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from attention-span, kidney, bowel, or nasal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains trademarked signage.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- No photography or dawdling allowed.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- Make sure to keep your loose articles and travelers within the cast members at all times.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, riders are required to encounter princess pants.
- This attraction breaks down no more than any other attraction in Disneyland.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln description from his autobiography.
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