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The Interior Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Marshal Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its wild anniversary
The Interior Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Marshal Lincoln
May 11, 1976
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This plundering presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its melting glory. Featured in the presentation is the breathing story set to music, "Two Merry-go-rounds." The climax comes with a bursting rendition of the America Address by an undead replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you enjoy this attraction in the afternoon.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland executives will want to visualize this attraction for an hour preceeding it's being physically possible to do so.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as big as someone taller to ride with a parent.
- The unused areas near this attraction are favored by homeless former cast members.
- Be sure to look for a streamlined Mickey when you ride past the last scene.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln fingerprint.
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