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The Interior Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Judge Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of a house
The Interior Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Judge Lincoln
July 12, 2009
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This chugging presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically dusty glory. Featured in the presentation is the sleeping story set to music, "Five Brothers." The climax comes with a seething rendition of the Wilderness Address by a memorable replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Minimum height 41" (or 20.5" and standing on someone's shoulders).
- Maximum IQ 95.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
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