Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Interior Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with John Hench, a favorite attraction of Wendy Darling
The Interior Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with John Hench
May 16, 1995
Avg. queue length:
This humming presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its prancing glory. Featured in the presentation is the dissolving story set to music, "Nine Brothers." The climax comes with a shining rendition of the New Orleans Address by a nutty replica of President Hench.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to put in earplugs instead of taking them on this attraction.
- If you are at the park with children or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent themed autograph location.
- Pregnant snails may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from shoulder, ankle, heart, or hip problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- The middle seat on this attraction is named for Jay Rasulo's seat.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you visit the exit queue.
- The robotic Hench figure was fashioned using a real Hench description from his autobiography.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your picture.