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The Interior Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with John Hench, a favorite dark ride of Sheriff Woody
The Interior Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with John Hench
May 12, 2005
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This fossilizing presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its tracking glory. Featured in the presentation is the preening story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a raging rendition of the New Orleans Address by a picturesque replica of President Hench.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to just walk past this dark ride just before leaving to avoid being teased.
- Minimum height 25".
- Maximum IQ 115.
- Any attempt to modify this dark ride may result in massive online protests.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child too young for this dark ride.
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