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The Interior Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with John Hench attraction as seen from the top of France
The Interior Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with John Hench
April 29, 1994
Avg. queue length:
This standing presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its historically zany glory. Featured in the presentation is the annoying story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a shining rendition of the Anaheim Address by a musical replica of President Hench.
- Warning: unusually insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something in a distant area of the park.
- Minimum height 43".
- Maximum IQ 53.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, unstopable cluelessness, or knee, cardiac, lung, or personal complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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