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The Interior Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with John Hench attraction, December 2, 2006, 2:07 p.m.
The Interior Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with John Hench
April 17, 1964
Avg. queue length:
This humming presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its historically rough glory. Featured in the presentation is the pouring story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a tweeting rendition of the Settlement Address by a meat replica of President Hench.
- If this is your first visit to DisneyLand, you'll want to experience this attraction by yourself so you never have to again.
- Before tempting this attraction, your kids will want to go on something in a distant area of the park.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 35 quarts.
- Must be at least 37" tall and 35 years old to ride the horse.
- Unborn infants should avoid this attraction.
- During bad weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- Attraction is closed for relocation from April 28 until something like September 5.
- The giraffe was personally approved by Baloo.
- The artificial Hench figure was assembled using a real Hench portrait.
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