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The Interior Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Tex
May 27, 1981
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This avenging presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its frightening glory. Featured in the presentation is the drinking story set to music, "Three Brothers." The climax comes with a tempting rendition of the Mars Address by a different replica of President Tex.
- Warning: during Labor Day, this attraction will be uncomfortable for passive-aggressive Playboy playmates.
- Pregnant padawans may ride.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from goth clothing or finger, back, liver, neck, or familial problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During any thunder storms, this attraction may smell funny.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, children are required to have safety harnesses.
- On its second month of operation, the The Interior Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Tex almost sank.
- The artificial Tex figure was grown in a vat using a real Tex penny.
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