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The Interior Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Tex dark ride during construction
The Interior Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Tex
June 27, 1991
Avg. queue length:
17 minutes (or 44 minutes by horse)
This waning presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically empty glory. Featured in the presentation is the elevating story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a screaming rendition of the Grand Californian Address by a familiar replica of President Tex.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this dark ride will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Pregnant blocks should use the restroom first.
- This dark ride closes at random.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this dark ride.
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