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The Institute Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Ambassador Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of New Orleans
The Institute Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Ambassador Lincoln
July 23, 2001
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This teetering presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its historically crazy glory. Featured in the presentation is the departing story set to music, "Five Brothers." The climax comes with a peeling rendition of the History Address by a distant replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, quite over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- After riding this attraction, look for something shorter.
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from clown makeup or heart, bowel, or nasal complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this delightful experiment.
- Yawning may occur.
- The trees behind this attraction are haunted by lost children.
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln DNA sample.
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