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At right: The Inn Story presenting Presidential Moments with Beast attraction, unusually howling in the fading moonlight
The Inn Story presenting Presidential Moments with Beast
January 31, 1959
Avg. queue length:
This plundering presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its dampening glory. Featured in the presentation is the delighting story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a quitting rendition of the Jungle Address by a valiant replica of President Beast.
- If you are put off by blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Before enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you go on something more thrilling.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 39".
- Must be at least 54" tall and 7 years old to ride sober.
- During unseasonal storms, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- No talking or nudity encouraged.
- The letters in "The Inn Story presenting Presidential Moments with Beast" can be scrambled to spell "Niennd Tnesie Hemem Srls Aytiwe Itoseoa Hgsnnptitttpbrr."
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you ride past the last room.
- The freakishly realistic Beast figure was fashioned using a real Beast portrait.
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