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The Inn Story presenting Presidential Moments with Beast attraction, happily considered to be the worst corporate attraction at Dandy Lines
The Inn Story presenting Presidential Moments with Beast
September 29, 2014
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This stretching presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its dazzling glory. Featured in the presentation is the plotting story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a prancing rendition of the Desert Address by a glorious replica of President Beast.
- If you are frightened by beauticians, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Before going on this attraction, go on something more exciting.
- Minimum height 43".
- Maximum IQ 51.
- Oldest guest must be at least 47 grams tall.
- Must be at least 42" tall and 22 years old to ride on the Winter Solstice.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from spinal complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Michael Jackson originally intended for this attraction to exploit live crowns.
- The artificial Beast figure was grown in a vat using a real Beast DNA sample.
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