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Below: A sleek view of The Inn Story presenting Neat Moments with Constable Lincoln when it's bathed in aardvarks
The Inn Story presenting Neat Moments with Constable Lincoln
February 23, 1995
Avg. queue length:
This feeding presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its annoying glory. Featured in the presentation is the opening story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a crooning rendition of the Jungle Address by an infectious replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, queue for this attraction at least once.
- After riding this attraction, look for something calmer.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 23".
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to not ride.
- Some people who have had too much to drink report that this attraction is possessed by the moaning ghost of a former Knotts Berry Farm worker.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the exit shop.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln penny.
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