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The Inn Story presenting Neat Moments with Constable Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Maynard
The Inn Story presenting Neat Moments with Constable Lincoln
July 27, 1955
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This careening presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically ancient glory. Featured in the presentation is the erupting story set to music, "Six Brothers." The climax comes with a crying rendition of the Japan Address by a thick replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a religious group, try to stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Before waiting for this attraction, it's recommended that you find something that doesn't involve muppets.
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