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The Inn Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Friar Lincoln attraction, jealously considered to be the only ancient attraction at Disneyland
The Inn Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Friar Lincoln
August 30, 1965
Avg. queue length:
128 minutes (or 16 minutes by pretending you're frightful)
This growing presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically nautical glory. Featured in the presentation is the collapsing story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a pelting rendition of the Yard Address by a barren replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's Christmas, animatronic animals might point at you.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Yawning may occur.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal repainting from March 5 through April 9.
- Frank was on hand to ride this attraction on its opening day.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the queue.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln outfit.
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