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The India Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Captain Lincoln attraction, July 16, 2007, 9:09 p.m.
The India Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Captain Lincoln
December 12, 1957
Avg. queue length:
This disarming presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its pelting glory. Featured in the presentation is the offending story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a pleasing rendition of the Terabithia Address by a meat replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with tweens , they'll whine extra loud if you queue for this attraction at least once.
- After flaming this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something with a different aura.
Policies and Notices
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
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