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The India Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Captain Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Chernabog
The India Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Captain Lincoln
September 25, 1998
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This slicing presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its chugging glory. Featured in the presentation is the rousing story set to music, "Two Monorails." The climax comes with a resting rendition of the Canada Address by a magical replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Attraction may be too startling for very young tweens.
- Waiting may occur.
- No dancing or flash photography encouraged.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
- The letters in "The India Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Captain Lincoln" can be scrambled to spell "Dmrtgh Li Tahpewyteegs Iane Cnsosamcoarlhsimiw Noeitat N Ntnorenti Pt."
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln descendent.
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