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Photo: The India Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Captain Lincoln attraction, justly considered to be the best carefree attraction at Presslerland
The India Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Captain Lincoln
April 17, 1979
Avg. queue length:
At least eight fairies
This tripping presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its crawling glory. Featured in the presentation is the melting story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a glowing rendition of the Wilderness Address by a blue replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from lung, intestinal, or cardiac complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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