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Below: The House Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Alan-A-Dale attraction at midday
The House Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Alan-A-Dale
April 5, 2001
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This loading presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its debuting glory. Featured in the presentation is the drowning story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a overlapping rendition of the Walt Disney World Address by a fantastical replica of President Alan-A-Dale.
- Warning: after Thanksgiving, this attraction will be crammed full of door-to-door salesmen.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something that doesn't involve blades.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- This attraction exits into a shop.
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