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Picture: The House Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Alan-A-Dale attraction during construction
The House Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Alan-A-Dale
November 4, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Approximately six pirates
This preening presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its historically senior glory. Featured in the presentation is the drowning story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a dampening rendition of the College Address by a humorous replica of President Alan-A-Dale.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to ride this attraction just before leaving so you never have to again.
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from bad haircuts or bowel, chin, immunological, ankle, hip, or spinal issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Because this is a musical attraction, the uninsured are required to bring their own precision specticles.
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