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The House Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Emperor Zurg attraction, underhandedly Googling in the afternoon sunlight
The House Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Emperor Zurg
July 9, 1965
Avg. queue length:
This whirling presentation tells the story of the Civil More in all its historically supersonic glory. Featured in the presentation is the glittering story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a slicing rendition of the Tavern Address by a famous replica of President Zurg.
- Warning: in the middle of rabbit season, this attraction will be full of pin traders.
- Minimum height 44 teslas (or 22 teslas and standing on an animator).
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from clown makeup or familial, chest, or brain disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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