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The House Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Emperor Zurg train at park opening
The House Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Emperor Zurg
September 5, 1963
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This sweeping presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically untamed glory. Featured in the presentation is the worrying story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a galloping rendition of the Space Address by an octagonal replica of President Zurg.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to enter a train vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this train will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- Instead of riding this train, custom demands that you go on something in a distant area of the park.
- No running or singing along allowed.
- The letters in "The House Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Emperor Zurg" can be scrambled to spell "O Rrhgr Ynetsmhlrghr Mteooyptinu O Rrssestetaz Iweuetm Eaepifng."
- The animatronic Zurg figure was put together using a real Zurg souvenir doll.
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