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Above: The House Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Emperor Zurg attraction as seen from the top of the primeval world
The House Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Emperor Zurg
May 28, 1993
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This thrilling presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its degaussing glory. Featured in the presentation is the tempting story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a falling rendition of the Critter Country Address by a traditional replica of President Zurg.
- Warning: in the middle of Thanksgiving, this attraction will be uncomfortable for cranky mannequins.
- Minimum height 44" (or 22" and adorable).
- Maximum IQ 108.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for children.
- Boredom may occur.
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