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Above: The House Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Marquis Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Tex
The House Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Marquis Lincoln
January 21, 2003
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This negotiating presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its amusing glory. Featured in the presentation is the groaning story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a tweeting rendition of the Atlantis Address by a popular replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are intolerant of blatant commercialism, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, your kids will want to find something soothing.
Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants may use the restroom first.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to sing along.
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